I love “your mom” jokes. Why? Glad (you) asked.
1. it’s a response to everything.
2. it’s on the tip of your tongue already, so when you have nothing else to say, it’s ready and waiting (like…)
3. it’s funny every time. even if no one laughs…we all know it’s funny.
4. it’s appropriate. your mom isn’t my mom, it’s not really your mom. she’s the all-singing, all-dancing mom of the world, capable of anything….and its hilarious to talk about.
Until recently I thought that “your mom” could not be beaten or rebut. Yesterday was the last day I held that belief. Yesterday, my world changed and so was hers.
XCbillygoat : so where did you hear that?
perky1121 : i think your mom told me actually.
XCbillygoat : and even so I think it would still be a lot harder to find jobs over there from here
XCbillygoat : thats cool, was it while you guys were having hot lesbian sex last night?
perky1121 : no
perky1121 : no it wasn’t
XCbillygoat : good